scaaaaary... dun watchx! the worst ever horror movie i hav ever seen...

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swimminG safetY ruleS'

speaking of lime green. ahem. here are some GREAT SWIMMING SAFETY RULES, inspired by Ms Junaida ( tiger in camouflage. nice vocab. ) as she asked us to write down. these are the JOKEY RULES, the JOKEY RULES i say.

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-Try to wear Bright NEON orange / limegreen swimsuits
-Inexperienced swimmers should swim with a tall, dark and handsome adult
*-Fake drowning ONLY, and ONLY if the guy is hot
-If you're drunk or mentally unstable, do NOT attempt to save somebody drowning or no one will notice yourself drowning
*-Do not condemn yourself to holy metromony in a pool lest he/she presents a dead fish. or even better, a Pearl for a ring. okay then. Then, lest he turns out to be a Ah Beng, Hock Chee or Somethinglikethat, MARRY THE LIFEGUARD. He ought to be nicely tanned. Baked, fresh, well-done and served on a platter.
-Marry your brother and the pool, claim that your brother is rightfully female as you push him into the water
*-If you are unlucky as to drown and be saved by an ugly lifeguard, get one of your friends to revive you. Wake up by slapping the lifeguard; ( BY ACCIDENT )


lawmakers:
me ( duh. the most. )
char siew pau ( helped in paragraph 1-5 )
binny ( wrote paragraph 6 + 7 )
zac-efron's-to-be-wife ( aided with the whole thing and put in the ceaseless laughter factor as well. )

this is to be PUBLISHED by the class' 6 Pa Galz Inc. magazine, so i promote it. 4 Love Newnews is no more...

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mushmoM'

anyone who says mushroom, or mushmom, does not mean that siew is great. nor bindhu unni. it simply is a nice things to say. attention, the crazy crowds all goin' "high"... ...

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alL-americaN-rejectS'

got a new band: rock group from the Tasmanian Devil! the ALL-AMERICAN-REJECTS... and the song "Dirty Little Secret" keeps going thru my head...lalalaaaa...

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