PSLE oraL examinatioN'

The following cannot be written or published, in any other source unless given approval by Tskuninny, ziniinx.'s publisher. Only to be quoted in world-famous press conferences, will the GREEN LIGHT be given. This is the 1st copy from the writer's journal.


it was frightening, to be sure. the night before the 17th, i was reading various passages but they didn't come out too well. so, i went to bed. unfortunately, my brain decided to have insomnia.
i was in the 2nd shift, which, in time, proved to be better as we could sleep more and rub it into their faces that we got to go home straight after and they had to wait. But actually we aren't THAT mean.
*smiles sweetly*
*reader is taken in/deceived*
*laughs evilly to self*
*blinks at reader*

/*waves it away* that is NOT the point! ( though it was fun adding it. ) the point was, Meaghan Lim had forgotten to bring her sugar-water!!! even though, unsurprisingly, she STILL appeared quite mentally disturbed. or emotionally. *locks eyes with reader and points repeatedly at head*

she tried to channel her anger energy into calm energy. it kind of worked, but she still had a mad glint in her eyes whenever you looked at her.

as always, its English Oral, and she likes it. yes, i repeat she LIKES it. and she reprimanded us for being overly-nervous. ( she passed around a black piece of paper, we drew rubbishy creatures on it that would have earned an F in Art. but it made us laugh- do i HAVE to explain charsiewpau's condition? as we all have WITNESSED a zillion trillion times? --and clap appreciatively. i felt a feeling. it was called "Togetherness". )so, she added paper, wit and insanity into the concoction, passed around by CHEMICAL X. ( Meaghan Lim ) thus, the power-puff girls were formed!!! using their Oral-super powers, to fight the forces of FEAR!
and so, Love makes the world go 'round!
*points arrow up* this has no relation to anything.

anyway, she strode in confidently, and yes she had much to say on the topic of pets. AND she told the examiners she would slap anyone who tried to harm an animal.

i, on the other hand, did not think it would be wise to tell them about my fish drowning in its urine while i went away for holiday. my familys' face could very well be pinned on Meaghan Lim's dart-throwing board/, or made "Notorious Fish Wranglers" by the SPCA or somethinglikethat. a wrong move, maybe. or i could have told them about Noah, my cousin, 's teacher giving the class an experiment involving the destruction of fighting fish. the class put it in a tank and added a mirror. my comment: ouch.
but i DID tell them i'd like to keep snakes. yesiree.

after the paper, we ended up waiting for each other, and discussing the Examiners' looks. the lady always stretched her neck out while the guy ( as Pris kept calling him ) had odd eyes and eyebrows. like it should be properly sculptured. but everyone looks different, i suppose, and some are unexplainable. like why bun-bun ( Bindhu, Binny, Bond, Bondhu. -- her extensive collection of nicknames, which earned her a "Your friends call you that?" from Sindhu. )[Sindhu whirled gracefully around the hall.] has curly hair. real curly and bushy.

/Meaghan was so happy happy happy, she bought me a puff-puff!!! ( no, not another of bun-bun's nicknames. ) and offered to buy a 100x more./

i just feel like writing about the English component, only. but i'm sure you can get the all on the "Mother Torture" case, again as Bunny ( one more to add! ) names it. in other journals, or in any p6s blog. ( NEVER tell a teacher your blog address. )

well, lunch and a tonne of highly-concentrated acid[work]awaits me, and i shall sink into that with relish.

farewell,
toodles,
buaix!

--Charsiewpau's relieving sms:
Congrats to everyone who has ACTUALLY completed their sentence. You have done a feat only matched by the glorious Clara Siew:-/
# UNTRUE! I PROTEST!
~ but the rest of it, I forward it to all of you.
Peace out. *twist*

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NDC ' + osteopathiC' + evE oF NationaL DaY'

NDC'

NDC= National Day Celebration, so don't ask again. me and Charsiewpau were the MCs, and i stayed up til' like 11+ at night to memorise the script... she suddenly called me so it was real freaky so i made her read all the important stuff for Tekka Rap AHAHAHA... the point being that i was tired.

morning! i put on a Roxy shirt and Lim Ping's jeans ( credit to her ) with my bag and headed for school. rushed up, cos' i thought i was late but i was EARLY... a royal welcome for me! Aileen + Annabel: "PANGPANG!" and then they lunged as one for pangpan[Coconut Husky.] awwman. anyway, siewy and i practised in that teacher's little room on the 4th floor and didn't close the door. alot of people peeked in to see WHY we were talking to ourselves. WEIRD. the dancers put glitter on their Hair... sHiNY!*

CS + MP raced to the staff room where Ms Ho was lounging. the hall was already filling up, so we were told to go backstage. and reharsed a little bit more. and freaked out at that endless sea of faces. and THEN, when we were leaving to get ready to enter the front door, i BASHED MY HEAD AGAINST THE PA INTERCOM SYSTEM. **** ( sees stars. ) oww and the whole backstage crew laughed as i staggered down the stone steps.

we had to sing in front of everyone! and then announce the items. and i flunked, right at the start. kaye. and missed a few lines, but no one was gonna lose sleep over it anyway. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ( as the rest of the show goes on. )[there, enough.]

and that was a job well done!

PS: rest i will blog later. now going to j8 with Rachel Wan! ( sorry, there goes your sirname again. ) watching the Ant Bully. coolers. taking MRT by myself from Yio Chu Kang to Bishan! a first!!!

phew backie.


osteopathiC'

i went to the hospital. questions to ask: my spine, my knees and my brain. okay, well not my cranium. the aching pain in my knees, as Mummy suspected, were caused by the roller blading. no offence, but it was fun! maybe its just premature aging for ME...hmm...
spine/backbone, hump as ms. Nursie said but LOOK HERE! YESH! what she DIDN'T SPOT! yes, my right foot is longer than my left. by 1 cm. so mr. Specialist asked me to lie down on the nice cushy bed, and swang my legs. swung. error. yeahh...and i need to put a sponge in between my toe and my...uhh...2nd toe? yeah.

evE oF NationaL DaY'

ning, ( ningningningningningningningningding ) bunny ( bun-bun ) and i went seperately, but ended up at the fireworks display. and boy, ( or girl ) was it jammed. even at the MRT stations, it was totally clogging up. completely packed. like sardines, or little dolls nobody wants to buy in the storeroom. when we reached the esplanade, there were only minutes left. MINUTES. and boom the fireworks went... for 15 min, which is actually better than NDP. and can see from pasir ris, and frankel close, where Li En is. she went to Omega Sector. no fair. but it was really nice, though we spent the whole night getting there and back. the Singapore spirit. yeahh.

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just a memoir; song in my head: love makes the world go round --ppg
laaaalallalalaALALalaAlaLaLAAALALAALAAlalalalalA.............

TheophilA' + preliM oraL'


TheophilA'
so. yeah. we have a NEW CLASSMATE! and, as you've probably guessed, she's Theophila. pretty looooooong name, but she's from the US, Vermont. near New York ( The Big Apple ) where the BIG BEN & JERRY'S ICE CREAM FACTORY is. and she's gone there. like duh.

we made a FABULOUS first impression. swaying our arms and singing Gelang Sipaku Gelang with a "1: what are we doing?? 2: i don't have the faintest idea!" attitude. i was kinda stunned cos' she appeared chinesey. when she came to class, she immediately became a Queen, a spot to die for. at the back of the class, where the 3 Royals beside. i am proud to be near that area. anyway, she gave us chocolates ( yum. ) Lindt. i luurve. Ah Ee introduced me to this marvel. yepp. so i'd already tried milk chocolate, moved on to dark. not half bad. but then again, chocolate is NEVER bad.

we invaded like a swarm of flies landing on a carcass ( no offence, just describing the situation in exaggerated detail. ). she got to do the intro thing anyway. into shopping. which got her into a heated discussion with Si Jia and Sheryl about brands and stores. Banana Republic, Ipods, DKNY, Gap, etc stuffz. let me state some points which she mentioned about American schools that may be of use to our case when we attempt to explain WHY we are migrating there.

schools. there. :
-NO formal attire except no spaghetti stripes, shorts/skirts must not be above two hands pressed to your sides
-Air-con
-Sadly no recess
-Boys and Girls in her school
-Cooking lessons
-Sewing...??
-School Hours: 8.30am - 3.30pm as the school would like students to have ample sleeping time ( so considerate )
-Homework quota can only reach max 1 & 1/2 hours total doing time


i think thats enough to make us drool. her shoes were probably wet, most possibly soaked.
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preliM oraL'


naturally, everyone was cramming in a bit of last minute revision.

Chinese: Clothes Shop in a Shopping Centre - fine but shaky
English: An Examination Scene in a Classroom - need to talk more

its over. soon to PSLE Oral though... we've survived this, we can SO DO IT! #.;"!,