PSLE oraL examinatioN'

The following cannot be written or published, in any other source unless given approval by Tskuninny, ziniinx.'s publisher. Only to be quoted in world-famous press conferences, will the GREEN LIGHT be given. This is the 1st copy from the writer's journal.


it was frightening, to be sure. the night before the 17th, i was reading various passages but they didn't come out too well. so, i went to bed. unfortunately, my brain decided to have insomnia.
i was in the 2nd shift, which, in time, proved to be better as we could sleep more and rub it into their faces that we got to go home straight after and they had to wait. But actually we aren't THAT mean.
*smiles sweetly*
*reader is taken in/deceived*
*laughs evilly to self*
*blinks at reader*

/*waves it away* that is NOT the point! ( though it was fun adding it. ) the point was, Meaghan Lim had forgotten to bring her sugar-water!!! even though, unsurprisingly, she STILL appeared quite mentally disturbed. or emotionally. *locks eyes with reader and points repeatedly at head*

she tried to channel her anger energy into calm energy. it kind of worked, but she still had a mad glint in her eyes whenever you looked at her.

as always, its English Oral, and she likes it. yes, i repeat she LIKES it. and she reprimanded us for being overly-nervous. ( she passed around a black piece of paper, we drew rubbishy creatures on it that would have earned an F in Art. but it made us laugh- do i HAVE to explain charsiewpau's condition? as we all have WITNESSED a zillion trillion times? --and clap appreciatively. i felt a feeling. it was called "Togetherness". )so, she added paper, wit and insanity into the concoction, passed around by CHEMICAL X. ( Meaghan Lim ) thus, the power-puff girls were formed!!! using their Oral-super powers, to fight the forces of FEAR!
and so, Love makes the world go 'round!
*points arrow up* this has no relation to anything.

anyway, she strode in confidently, and yes she had much to say on the topic of pets. AND she told the examiners she would slap anyone who tried to harm an animal.

i, on the other hand, did not think it would be wise to tell them about my fish drowning in its urine while i went away for holiday. my familys' face could very well be pinned on Meaghan Lim's dart-throwing board/, or made "Notorious Fish Wranglers" by the SPCA or somethinglikethat. a wrong move, maybe. or i could have told them about Noah, my cousin, 's teacher giving the class an experiment involving the destruction of fighting fish. the class put it in a tank and added a mirror. my comment: ouch.
but i DID tell them i'd like to keep snakes. yesiree.

after the paper, we ended up waiting for each other, and discussing the Examiners' looks. the lady always stretched her neck out while the guy ( as Pris kept calling him ) had odd eyes and eyebrows. like it should be properly sculptured. but everyone looks different, i suppose, and some are unexplainable. like why bun-bun ( Bindhu, Binny, Bond, Bondhu. -- her extensive collection of nicknames, which earned her a "Your friends call you that?" from Sindhu. )[Sindhu whirled gracefully around the hall.] has curly hair. real curly and bushy.

/Meaghan was so happy happy happy, she bought me a puff-puff!!! ( no, not another of bun-bun's nicknames. ) and offered to buy a 100x more./

i just feel like writing about the English component, only. but i'm sure you can get the all on the "Mother Torture" case, again as Bunny ( one more to add! ) names it. in other journals, or in any p6s blog. ( NEVER tell a teacher your blog address. )

well, lunch and a tonne of highly-concentrated acid[work]awaits me, and i shall sink into that with relish.

farewell,
toodles,
buaix!

--Charsiewpau's relieving sms:
Congrats to everyone who has ACTUALLY completed their sentence. You have done a feat only matched by the glorious Clara Siew:-/
# UNTRUE! I PROTEST!
~ but the rest of it, I forward it to all of you.
Peace out. *twist*

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